Eugene. When this whole thing is over, you think you could show me how to do that? You are not worthy! You turn into a real ass when you’re an angel, you know that?

Eugene. When this whole thing is over, you think you could show me how to do that?
You are not worthy!
You turn into a real ass when you’re an angel, you know that?

(Source: cassandapentaghast, via maryreadofficial)

Trying to tell people that you think they’re cool but being afraid they’ll take it the wrong way

Trying to tell people that you think they’re cool but being afraid they’ll take it the wrong way

If I had the last name of Sippi, I would name my daughter Missy.

Let it sink in.

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie, via maryreadofficial)

maryreadofficial:

I try and act all tough and cool but I’m so afraid of hurting people I can’t even play through the evil way in infamous

That is quite understandable.

pixelatedcrown:

so I’ve finished my first monthly (ish) game - No The Gold Is Mine!! a game I also like to call:

~*~*$$$$ GREED SIMULATOR & FRIENDSHIP DESTROYER 2014 $$$$*~*~                     —————          #GETGOLDGETTOLD          —————

you can play it online for free here!
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- I made this game! pixelatedcrown, that’s me, I’m chelsea, hello. consider supporting me on patreon if you wanna see me make more monthly games and get bigger, stronger, more powerful. unstoppable. plus there are rewards if you want to get something out of it too, how selfish.
astro kid made the tunes! he’s OUTTA THIS WORLD ☆
- I posted about development from start to finish over on my dev sideblog!

for controls & more info (& gold??), read under the cut!

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I’ve only cried over a few video game characters.

Mary Read is one of them.

pixalry:

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dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via maryreadofficial)

me: [wakes up] video games
me: [showering] video games...........
me: [at grocery store] video. games.
me: [walking down the street] wHO LIKES videO gAMES????
me: [playing video games] i LOVE VIDEO GAMES!!1!
me: [sleeping] ah yes video games